Sgt. David J. "Biscuit" Haynes is a lifelong resident of
Chicago, leaving only for four years to serve in the U.S. Marine Corps.
Haynes has spent the past 15 years as a proud member of the Chicago Police
Department, working some of the toughest neighborhoods on Chicago's West
Side, running Chicago's first ever Homeland Security Task Force, and
supervising squads in the 19th District at Belmont and Western. He and his
wife Anne have three children. Haynes is an Italian beef aficionado,
active in ward politics, and smokes a JFR with a Connecticut wrapper. He
makes the best chocolate chip cookies ever and has mastered the
preparation of all the breakfast foods.
Christopher "The Bull"
Garlington is a
blogger and author, known for his stories of raising highly intelligent
(devious) children published on the blog Death by Children. His
articles have appeared in the Daily Herald, the Chicago Tribune,
Chicago Parent, Orlando Magazine, Florida Magazine, Exito!,Catholic
Digest, and the Orlando Weekly. His
fiction has appeared in Another Realm, Bathhouse, South Lit, and The Dead Mule School of
Southern Literature, of which he is most proud. Garlington writes from
his home in Chicago. He smokes a La Gloria Cubana Seri R maduro, drinks
Belgian ales, and makes a mean Gumbo.
Together Haynes and Garlington have hosted the radio programThe Dave
& Chris Show! since
2007, during which they cultivate and maintain a long-standing argument
about...everything. From politics and video games to the importance of
cool nicknames and secret societies, they cover it on their live weekly
broadcast from cigar stores, bars, and other manly locales around Chicago.
Their show first aired on WJJG and is now broadcast online at Blog Talk